Wednesday, March 20, 2019

Graduation Speech -- Graduation Speech, Commencement Address

When they were trying to find someone to give this speech they send-off asked the closely intelligent, smart person they could find. But she turned them down. So thence they asked the most beautiful, lovely, attractive person they could find. She also turned them down. Next they asked the nicest, sweetest, kindest, most sincere person they could find. Then I decided it would be bounderish to turn them down three times in a row, so here I am.How many people here like love apple soup? Come on, raise your hand if you like tomato soup. OK, give thanks you. That was a really simple question, you either like it or you dont. I wish high school had been that easy. However, as we all know, it wasnt.As the depicted object Honor Society speaker, you probably expect me to speak about something precise scholarly, but Im not....

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